the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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