5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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