I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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