I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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