I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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