I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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