yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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