Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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