look no pants
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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