these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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