He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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