So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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