Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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