I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I lost the right to judge tonight
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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