I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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