Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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