Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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