He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
it's like iHOP with fire
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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