fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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