I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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