Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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