In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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