we have officially lost it.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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