Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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