We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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