He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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