Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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