I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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