I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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