these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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