We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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