Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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