You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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