A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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