I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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