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just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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