i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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