belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
How external is "for external use only"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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