he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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