New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
do nipples grow back?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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