if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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