Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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