You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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