Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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