if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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