I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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They are going to name an STD after you.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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