...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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