your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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