He disabled his match.com account in front of me
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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