i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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